Kevin Durant
@KDTrey5
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Chad Ochocinco
@ochocinco
I know it's TMI but this is where I need you guys, headed to CVS, best medicine for a minor stomach ache? No bowel movements at this time.
Pat McAfee
@PatMcAfeeShow
I can't see anything with this damn fleshlight.
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