...And one more thing

To the admitted students reading this: If this column doesn’t sell you on The Cynic, I don’t know what will. But just a heads up — if you do choose to sell your soul to this organization, there will be times when you do not go to class because you have to finish the paper. But we all do graduate – as far as I know.

Well that’s about it, folks. This is normally where I’d try wrap that sucker up with something witty. But this isn’t a snarky column about the SGA or the GOP or some other acronym that has earned the ire of editorial staff, and it would feel disingenuous. So I’ll just be sincere.

We had a great run. Thank you, everyone, for making it all that it was.