The Naked Bike Ride just got a lot sketchier.

The Cynichas a recommendation.  Hire Codeine for the IT Department. 

As college students, we are all busy. If you aren't, you should be. So you would think nobody had time to spare complaining about the newest Facebook layout. But if the Cynic editors' collective newsfeeds are any measure, the newest changes are the worst thing to happen since… well, since the last Facebook changes.

But if the average rent continues to rise and vacancy rates continue to hover below 1 percent, UVM needs to provide more housing options for juniors and seniors.

College papers should be unfettered by administration. A paper's highest loyalty should be to the truth, not to the university president. 

It's eleven thirty on a Friday night and you're hanging out with friends at your place downtown. There's a knock at the door. You answer it and come face-to-face with the Burlington Police Department.